Meet the Broskis

Right then it was inevitable wasn't it? Haha yes! You're probably asking yourself, "Yo Ruby, Imma let you finish, but that looks like a dog thing and a bomb! What gives?!" Well, I'd have an answer for you if I weren't trying to smash the same answer out of my head. Attempts thus far have been futile... So then, how about explaining to you what I've got here so it doesn't get left to assumption.

Alrighty then, the blue guy first! Gone and gave him the name "V-Broski". Why? That's relevant to his earlier stages of design. What's with the engine? Don't know actually. Probably the rule of thumb that I can't naturally make anything with out slapping something metal on it... in this case I've removed his organs and given him a one cylinder engine for no reason. Fair trade right? Nothing special about him besides the fact I gave him a used muffler spray painted with a face... it's called Vincent because science dictates it must be so! Finally, why blue? Well, I didn't want any warm colors since that'd look a bit bland almost, and it just seemed to fit to me. Plus, I blame the Tachikomas and their paint scheme. Blue just looks so nice sometimes...

Next up, the one without his head... which happens to be an aerial explosive. His name's Bombroski! He's the one that does quite a few things. First, he can obviously remove his head which can be thrown or launched using the rocket motor nestled in the back. Second, his head doesn't detonate since there's no explosives stuffed inside. What is inside though seems to be a bottomless pit of small handguns! That's right, should he feel the need, he can cough up a gun on the spot (this is totally my best idea ever *yeah right*). They can't be reloaded and hold 7 shots of charged plasma. Once empty, they are thrown and detonated on impact.

Lastly we have a late 60's Reliant Supervan III (I may be wrong with the year, but whatever). It serves as their mode of transportation and home as well! It was cheap, economical with gas, and suited their needs as a mobile home. It's red and it's from a European brand of cars you've probably never heard of unless you're a fan of Top Gear! What more could you want?!

I'd include more details and story, but this isn't a ref sheet really. More of an introduction. Will they be shipped off to that group I always prattle on about? ...probably, but at least I can use them there. The notion of me throwing them (or any of my characters) into an OCT is laughable due to my disability to really stay motivated, and my questionable story boarding skills... and comic skills, don't forget that one.

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